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I've been playing with Googlism for about half an hour now. It uses Google searches to determine information about things. Some of the results are absolutely ridiculous.

"sex is a thirteen letter word"

Let's see. One, two... thirteen! Awesome! I learned something new about sex today.

I sometimes wonder how I get myself into these situations.

Me

This is why there are no pictures of me.

Ashley

Well if you didn't make a face—

Me

I'd still be wearing a purple wig.

...is that eventually you catch up.