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What did it take to make Garfield funny? Remove Garfield.

I haven't really written anything of substance lately. I'll be in town for spring break, maybe something comes up.

One time, I dipped some Cool Ranch Doritos in ranch dressing. It was very ranchy.

A note to the sorostitute I was stuck behind on my way to campus this morning:

The big "safe" 4-wheel drive SUV (with all the options) that daddy bought you does not make up for your complete and utter inability to drive or follow traffic laws, whether there is snow on the road or not.

I understand that this is Virginia, and people here are not as accustomed to driving in snow as I am. That doesn't mean they need to go batshit insane though. There is a phenomenal public transit system in Blacksburg. People who can't handle themselves in the weather should consider using it.

My friend Jesse sent me a stuffed husky, and then I put it on my head.

I'm not in the habit of posting videos, (in fact, this is the first time I've done so here) but I just cannot stop watching this.

I feel like writing something fun, but I'll post pictures instead. Phone camera is low-res. The first was taken at Kroger a few days ago, the second was the back side of a sign which read "CAUTION: RADIATION IN USE."

I just got back from the best Wal*Mart run ever. The original plan had been that Alex and I would run out, grab something fast, and go back to our respective residences. Well, McDonald's was the only thing open, but they were doing a "system change-over" or something, so they couldn't give us any food. I decided that Christiansburg must have something open, so we went.

Not much was open in Christiansburg. Walgreen's was open, so we stopped there on Alex's suggestion. At Walgreen's we decided that cereal was a good idea, but buying cereal at a drugstore is silly. We went over to Wal*Mart next door and bought cereal, and I got milk, and two bowls and some spoons. On the way home I ate a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (while I was driving). It was delicious. This all occurred between 3:30 and 4:30 in the morning.

The moral of the story? It's hard to drink milk out of a cereal bowl while you're driving.