I believe that most situations can be improved by liberal application of fire.
What did it take to make Garfield funny? Remove Garfield.
I haven’t really written anything of substance lately. I’ll be in town for spring break, maybe something comes up.
One time, I dipped some Cool Ranch Doritos in ranch dressing. It was very ranchy.
A note to the sorostitute I was stuck behind on my way to campus this morning:
The big “safe” 4-wheel drive SUV (with all the options) that daddy bought you does not make up for your complete and utter inability to drive or follow traffic laws, whether there is snow on the road or not.
I understand that this is Virginia, and people here are not as accustomed to driving in snow as I am. That doesn’t mean they need to go batshit insane though. There is a phenomenal public transit system in Blacksburg. People who can’t handle themselves in the weather should consider using it.
I’m not in the habit of posting videos, (in fact, this is the first time I’ve done so here) but I just cannot stop watching this.