momz0r called me tonight. We usually try to catch up at least a couple of times a week, depending on how well our schedules mesh. Tonight, she had this to share (and I’m paraphrasing here, I don’t remember her exact words. I’ve captured the spirit of it though, and her general tone.):
If you ever get ice cream from one of those vending machines, and you get an Edy’s strawberry popsicle, be careful. They’re really cold! I got my lips stuck to it! You know on that movie you’ll shoot your eye out where Ralphie gets his tongue stuck to the pole? It was just like that, except it’s a popsicle. I was going to go back into the store to get a cup of water, but I think they would’ve laughed at me.
No, Mom, they would’ve been laughing with you.