100 Things

I hopped on a little bandwagon and wrote a list of 100 things about me. Do a google on "100 things" and you'll see the root of the whole thing. I actually wrote it quite a while ago, but I haven't gotten around to writing about it yet. I gotta reorganize the list just a tiny bit, but mostly it is what it is. This is just a list of 100 things. They are simply things, and have nothing in particular to do with anything.
  1. a blender
  2. a slug
  3. salt
  4. a fork
  5. chocolate
  6. your mom
  7. speakers
  8. a horse
  9. my left ear
  10. an island
  11. the color black
  12. work
  13. grape juice
  14. dizziness
  15. kitties!
  16. genitals
  17. a phone
  18. a candle
  19. a knee
  20. a battery
  21. horsey sauce
  22. a blog
  23. paper
  24. fire
  25. a headache
  26. a happy ending (to a story)
  27. a happy ending (sundae)
  28. a happy ending (massage)
  29. this ego-masturbatory website
  30. certain strictly-masturbatory sites
  31. unwholesome downloads (of the bad variety)
  32. unwholesome downloads (of the good variety)
  33. music
  34. paint
  35. mud
  36. a drag queen
  37. textbooks
  38. midterms
  39. air pumps
  40. skeletons
  41. corn
  42. hot cocoa
  43. oreos
  44. diabetic shock
  45. avoidant behavior
  46. an angel
  47. a special someone
  48. someone else
  49. an arctic fox
  50. a red fox
  51. a dragon
  52. toast
  53. bandwidth
  54. a list
  55. fast food
  56. a bed
  57. a fight
  58. a phone
  59. a friend
  60. extreme toothpaste
  61. a cellphone battery
  62. the USS Enterprise
  63. beef jerky
  64. my uncle
  65. a rockin' guitar riff
  66. a free bird
  67. a baby
  68. the number eight
  69. illumination
  70. oil lamps
  71. CAT-5e cable
  72. a wallet
  73. cable crimpers
  74. a tail
  75. a hole
  76. a large rooster
  77. sandals
  78. a gourd
  79. a sack of pebbles
  80. a false beard
  81. irony
  82. an iron "e"
  83. jeans
  84. warming personal lubricant
  85. the anime smiley (^_^)
  86. socks
  87. numbers larger than infinity
  88. blue glowing fans
  89. sales associates
  90. sidewalks
  91. salt
  92. milk
  93. jalepeño peppers
  94. fluffernutter sandwiches
  95. needles
  96. a ceiling fan
  97. the sky
  98. hazardous chemicals
  99. toes
  100. a list of 100 things

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