HIV-
So I got my test results on Wednesday. The way the whole HIV test thing is supposed to work is that they get test results back, call you, and you set up a follow-up appointment. New York state law dictates that non-anonymous HIV test results must be given in person regardless of the outcome, to allow for consultation, and so a person who is asked to come in doesn't assume that they're positive. Apparently the consultation is a rather nerve-wracking thing.
What happened for me is that the 10 day mark rolled around after I got blood drawn. They said to expect results within 10 days. Well, luckily for me, the momz0r works at the doctor's office. She just flags the chart to be brought up to her in the computer system, and in a few minutes she calls me and tells me my results. That's it! It felt almost anti-climactic though. Oh well, I suppose it's better to know than not. Apparently the results came in, and they hadn't even bothered to call me. If they had, I would've gone through it. At this point though, they can stick it where the sun don't shine.
I'd also like to point out that I am not proud to be HIV-. I am just terrified of the alternative.