meme-tastic
Sometimes I reveal really random information about myself in memes. I don't think it's a great idea to put them in the blog chronology, so here they shall live.
I miss my childhood
I was a simple boy, and I enjoyed simple things. When do people stop being so easy to please? These are a few of my favorite things from childhood
- Putting milk in the Hershey's bottle to get the last of the syrup out and drinking it straight from the bottle
- Dancing on Mom's feet
- Eating Dad's chili just to prove I could handle it
- Building forts on the couch with blankets and pillows
- Marbles
- Jumping in leaves
- Riding in the cart behind the mower
- "Camping" in the living room
- Stepping barefoot onto the porch after the first good snow
- Dipping buttered toast in hot cocoa
- Fluffernutters
- Bubble baths
- Building dams in the creek
If I were...
- ...a month I would be: November
- ...a day of the week I would be: Tuesday
- ...a time of day I would be: 4 am
- ...a planet I would be: Pluto. Screw you, science.
- ...a sea animal I would be: a spotted dolphin
- ...a direction I would be: up
- ...a piece of furniture I would be: a butterfly chair
- ...a historical figure I would be: dead
- ...a liquid I would be: wet
- ...a stone, I would be: heavy
- ...a tree, I would be: photosynthetic
- ...a bird, I would be: a penguin. they're snazzy dressers.
- ...a tool, I would be: a torx driver
- ...a flower/plant, I would be: a climbing ivy
- ...a kind of weather, I would be: fat rain. the kind that knocks out pigeons.
- ...a musical instrument, I would be: an acoustic guitar
- ...an animal, I would be: a horse (surprise!)
- ...a color, I would be: slate blue
- ...an emotion, I would be: contemplative
- ...a vegetable, I would be: cucumber
- ...a sound, I would be: silence
- ...an element, I would be: carbon
- ...a car, I would be: a Volvo
- ...a song, I would be: obscure, musically complicated, with a cult following
- ...a food, I would be: chocolate
- ...a place, I would be: coastal cliffs
- ...a material, I would be: leather
- ...a taste, I would be: mint
- ...a scent, I would be: horse sweat
- ...a religion, I would be: Invisible Pink Unicornism (bbhhh)
- ...a word, I would be: paradox
- ...an object, I would be: a lava lamp!
- ...a body part I would be: eyes
- ...a facial expression I would be: confusion
- ...a subject in school I would be: chemistry
- ...a cartoon character I would be: Dilbert
- ...a number I would be: φ
A bunch of random stuff
- 5'10" (178 cm), 145-ish lbs (66 kg), dark brown hair, brown eyes
- Famous 1 September births
- 1939 - Lily Tomlin, American actress, comedienne
- 1946 - Barry Gibb, English singer (Bee Gees)
- 1950 - Dr. Phil, American television talk show host
- 1957 - Gloria Estefan, Cuban singer
- 1974 - Jhonen Vasquez, comic book artist